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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Firecrotch

Red on the head, fire in the hole. Firecrotch. Burning bush. Rupert Grint’s thin-lipped sister. Les pubes rouges. My downstairs Conan. OK, some of those I just made up. But the rest are some of the myriad names that have been attributed to my ladycave and her variety of haircuts. My parents were among the first … Continue reading »

THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE ACTUALLY HAD SEX WHILE WATCHING

Candles, chocolate-covered strawberries, “The Way You Look Tonight”– these are all things that have no place in my sexin’. When it comes time to get down, I turn to movies. Yes: there are some that will definitely lead to sex times. But there are some that will definitely lead to hastily remembered morning meetings or that … Continue reading »

Celebrity Fragrances We’d Like to See

Taylor Swift is the latest in a long line of celebrities to create a signature scent and we’re extremely curious to know about the singer’s choice of smells. Swift, who looks very much like a baby powder and peonies kind of girl, amused audience when, during a recent interview, David Letterman told the star, “Please don’t take this the wrong … Continue reading »

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