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THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE ACTUALLY HAD SEX WHILE WATCHING

Candles, chocolate-covered strawberries, “The Way You Look Tonight”– these are all things that have no place in my sexin’. When it comes time to get down, I turn to movies.

Yes: there are some that will definitely lead to sex times. But there are some that will definitely lead to hastily remembered morning meetings or that thing where you pause and look at eacho ther like, “Are we really going to do this during ‘Ordinary People’?”

But I still always try to set the mood with BluRay because: a) it’s a reason to dim the lights that doesn’t make you seem quite as crazy as screaming “DON’T LOOK AT MUH LOVE HANDLESSSSS!” and taking a baseball bat to all of your light fixtures; b) I love dropping subtle hints, like, “Want to come over to my house and only watch about 5 minutes of  ‘Blue Valentine’?”and c) it’s a lot more polite than telling someone “I don’t have a whole lot to talk to you about, but that doesn’t mean I won’t let _______ my ________ with your __________.”

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About Sarah Crow

Writer, natural redhead, semi-professional napper.

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One thought on “THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE ACTUALLY HAD SEX WHILE WATCHING

  1. Try Fraggle Rock. Works every time.

    Posted by Jason | October 19, 2011, 12:25 am

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