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Are You Having the Right Amount of Sex? (Probably!)

(Originally published by GQ) The New York Times recently investigated two of its favorite subjects: boning and millennials. What they found might shock you! While general human curiosity may be piqued by the subject of coitus, if we have to point a finger in the direction of the real perverts in the room, they are, … Continue reading

Why You Should Always Split the Bill

(Originally published by GQ) An argument for always going Dutch “You ain’t gotta be rich, but fuck that, how we gonna get around on your bus pass?” asks Amil on “Can I Get A,” a classic Jay Z collaboration about personal finance. While I don’t know that bus passes are something that most people concern … Continue reading

How to Deal When You Hate Your Girlfriend’s Friends

(Originally published by GQ) Are her friends chronic shit-talkers? Does one of them maybe want to see your peen? Don’t fret and proceed accordingly. Without romantic relationships, our newspaper headlines would have nothing to offer but story after story of men and women dying alone, crushed under an ever-growing pile of Hot Pockets wrappers. While, … Continue reading

The Case for Sucking it Up and Going Out on Valentine’s Day

(Originally published by GQ) Yeah, we know. V-Day is terrible. But considering what horrible people we are the other 364 days a year, why not use it as an occasion to celebrate the people in our lives who make us, well…better. ………………………………. If you ask practically anyone under the age of 65 who is not … Continue reading

Wedding Countdown: What Should I Do With a Windfall?

Once in a while, my life plays out like a “Choose Your Own Adventure” book. Sometimes I’ll wake up at a carnival. Sometimes I’ll very quietly hide under my house until the vampire is gone. And once in a great while, I’ll get a knock at my door and find that I have a big … Continue reading

7 Months Til My Wedding: Suck My (Vera) Wang

It’s now 7 months until I’m going to be a Mrs., and things are going quickly and expensively. We’ve selected our venue and most of our vendors, but there are still approximately 18,000 things to do, all of which involve poking, pinning and a lot of people who want to talk to me about my … Continue reading

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