pets

What to Do When Your Pet is a Cockblock

 ILLUSTRATION BY GQ/GETTY Cat/dog/lizard won’t leave you alone when you’re trying to get laid? You aren’t alone. If you’ve ever decided to spend a night in, clearing out your DVR and tossing tortilla chips down your gullet like so many salmon to a bear, only to find yourself crippled by an existential wave of loneliness, … Continue reading →