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Thanks for Sharing Those Personal Stories of Pain and Heartbreak, Dudes, But We Won’t Be Having Sex Now

Thanks for Sharing Those Personal Stories of Pain and Heartbreak, Dudes, But We Won’t Be Having Sex Now

                It’s funny how nicknames evolve. From my husband, my name has evolved from Sarah to Soup to Wiffles and all manner of things in between, with reasons ranging from the simple phonetic evolution of one sound into another to an inside joke becoming a moniker that sticks. … Continue reading

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