(Originally published by GQ)
Forget the eggplant. Or the donut. These are the best Bat Signals… for sex.
As Alabama governor Robert Bentley found out the hard way, turning emoji texts into a bone sesh isn’t always as simple as it looks—especially when you’re sending them to the wrong woman. Bentley’s mistake didn’t end at sending texts intended for his mistress to his wife, who immediately knew that her husband wasn’t romantic enough to text her a fucking rose emoji (the tears). His plan to secure some action with an emoji that the most insecure teenagers would consider corny was doomed from the start.