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Are You Having the Right Amount of Sex? (Probably!)

(Originally published by GQ) The New York Times recently investigated two of its favorite subjects: boning and millennials. What they found might shock you! While general human curiosity may be piqued by the subject of coitus, if we have to point a finger in the direction of the real perverts in the room, they are, … Continue reading

Why You Should Always Split the Bill

(Originally published by GQ) An argument for always going Dutch “You ain’t gotta be rich, but fuck that, how we gonna get around on your bus pass?” asks Amil on “Can I Get A,” a classic Jay Z collaboration about personal finance. While I don’t know that bus passes are something that most people concern … Continue reading

The Best and Worst Emoji for Getting It In

(Originally published by GQ) Forget the eggplant. Or the donut. These are the best Bat Signals… for sex. As Alabama governor Robert Bentley found out the hard way, turning emoji texts into a bone sesh isn’t always as simple as it looks—especially when you’re sending them to the wrong woman. Bentley’s mistake didn’t end at … Continue reading

How to Deal When You Hate Your Girlfriend’s Friends

(Originally published by GQ) Are her friends chronic shit-talkers? Does one of them maybe want to see your peen? Don’t fret and proceed accordingly. Without romantic relationships, our newspaper headlines would have nothing to offer but story after story of men and women dying alone, crushed under an ever-growing pile of Hot Pockets wrappers. While, … Continue reading

What to Do When Your Pet is a Cockblock

 ILLUSTRATION BY GQ/GETTY Cat/dog/lizard won’t leave you alone when you’re trying to get laid? You aren’t alone. If you’ve ever decided to spend a night in, clearing out your DVR and tossing tortilla chips down your gullet like so many salmon to a bear, only to find yourself crippled by an existential wave of loneliness, … Continue reading

How to Be Friends with Your Ex

(Originally published on GQ.com) — So your relationship ended—bummer!   But, after months of getting creepily into SoulCycle and consuming a staggering amount of pornography that would get you kicked out of most of the European Union, you’re ready for the next step: a relationship with your ex.   For many people, this seems like … Continue reading

The Case for Sucking it Up and Going Out on Valentine’s Day

(Originally published by GQ) Yeah, we know. V-Day is terrible. But considering what horrible people we are the other 364 days a year, why not use it as an occasion to celebrate the people in our lives who make us, well…better. ………………………………. If you ask practically anyone under the age of 65 who is not … Continue reading

Men’s and Women’s Brains Are (Probably) a Lie

(Originally published by GQ) A new study suggests that men aren’t so different from the fairer sex after all If you’ve been blaming your gender for your seeming inability to avert your gaze from a butt clad in Lululemon yoga pants, you may have to come up with a new list of excuses. And posthaste! … Continue reading

Thanks for Sharing Those Personal Stories of Pain and Heartbreak, Dudes, But We Won’t Be Having Sex Now

                It’s funny how nicknames evolve. From my husband, my name has evolved from Sarah to Soup to Wiffles and all manner of things in between, with reasons ranging from the simple phonetic evolution of one sound into another to an inside joke becoming a moniker that sticks. … Continue reading

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Firecrotch

Red on the head, fire in the hole. Firecrotch. Burning bush. Rupert Grint’s thin-lipped sister. Les pubes rouges. My downstairs Conan. OK, some of those I just made up. But the rest are some of the myriad names that have been attributed to my ladycave and her variety of haircuts. My parents were among the first … Continue reading

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