Sarah Crow

Writer, natural redhead, semi-professional napper.
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What to Do When Your Pet is a Cockblock

 ILLUSTRATION BY GQ/GETTY Cat/dog/lizard won’t leave you alone when you’re trying to get laid? You aren’t alone. If you’ve ever decided to spend a night in, clearing out your DVR and tossing tortilla chips down your gullet like so many salmon to a bear, only to find yourself crippled by an existential wave of loneliness, … Continue reading

How to Be Friends with Your Ex

(Originally published on GQ.com) — So your relationship ended—bummer!   But, after months of getting creepily into SoulCycle and consuming a staggering amount of pornography that would get you kicked out of most of the European Union, you’re ready for the next step: a relationship with your ex.   For many people, this seems like … Continue reading

The Case for Sucking it Up and Going Out on Valentine’s Day

(Originally published by GQ) Yeah, we know. V-Day is terrible. But considering what horrible people we are the other 364 days a year, why not use it as an occasion to celebrate the people in our lives who make us, well…better. ………………………………. If you ask practically anyone under the age of 65 who is not … Continue reading

Men’s and Women’s Brains Are (Probably) a Lie

(Originally published by GQ) A new study suggests that men aren’t so different from the fairer sex after all If you’ve been blaming your gender for your seeming inability to avert your gaze from a butt clad in Lululemon yoga pants, you may have to come up with a new list of excuses. And posthaste! … Continue reading

Sharon Osbourne Slams ‘Trainwreck’ Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is trying hard to breathe life back into what many consider a dead career, but her way of going about it is raising some eyebrows among her peers in the entertainment community. The troubled actress recently posed for Playboy, a decision that’s not winning her any fans with the ladies of “The Talk.” When host Julie … Continue reading

Pentatonix Takes Home ‘Sing-Off’ Grand Prize

After ten weeks of intense performances, the winners of “The Sing-Off” have finally been announced. Five-piece group Pentatonix was crowned the third season winner of NBC’s Nick Lachey-hosted competition show. Judges Ben Folds, Shawn Stockman and Sara Bareilles placed the decision in the hands of the viewers, who provided their support in the form of millions of votes for the group. The … Continue reading

Hugh Laurie to Retire From Acting Once ‘House’ Wraps

Hugh Laurie may have found fame, fortune, and a few Golden Globes during his 30-year career, but he’s ready to give it all up. The “House” star tells the U.K.’s Daily Record that once his award-winning medical drama finishes its final season, he’s done with the TV game. Laurie, who was reported to be the world’s highest paid TV … Continue reading

Amy Poehler to Produce ‘Broad City’ for FX

Amy Poehler is a woman of many talents, from her Emmy-nominated performance as clueless public servant Leslie Knope on NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” from her off-screen role as Will Arnett’s better half. It seems that in addition to being one of the funniest women in show business, Poehler has some cred a producer, which she’ll soon bring to FX’s new … Continue reading

‘The View’: Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey Defends Reading to School Kids

Given her former line of work, it comes as no surprise that ex-porn star Sasha Grey is a lightning rod for controversy. What is surprising, however, is that the actress’ most recent scandalous role is one where she remained fully clothed. Grey, who has been working as an actress since quitting the adult industry in 2001, most … Continue reading

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tears Into Bill Maher on ‘The View’

Elisabeth Hasselbeck had no qualms about making her opinion known and on Tuesday’s episode of “The View” when she found herself face-to-face with a perfect target. Controversial comedian Bill Maher took a seat on the show’s couch next to Hasselbeck, who quickly took the offensive. Maher butted heads with Hasselbeck earlier this year when he made the following … Continue reading